Humorous jokes

1. Every time I pass by Flushing, I go in and buy some chestnuts, because I believe that chestnuts in legend can enhance my fertility.

I learned a word today, which is called."people are hard to tear down".

3. Why do starfish always close their eyes? Because it is sleeping, starfish don’t sleep.

4. Why did dinosaurs become extinct? Because they can’t buy health insurance.

6. When you fail, there will always be a group of people who care about you. They will ask you why you failed. When you succeed, there will only be a group of people who are jealous of you. They will ask you why you succeeded.

7. Wear perfume when you have money and toilet water when you have no money..

8. I think Conan should produce a real-life version, so any case can be solved.

9. A lazy and fat person like me should get out of the earth.

10. If you feel poor and ugly, please don’t be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

11. If someone asks me how much money I have, I can only tell him that I am a negative-equity giant panda.

12. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell the world my innocent eyes.

13. I found a problem. I especially like talking to good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

14. When you fail, there will always be a group of people around you who care about you. They will ask you why you failed. When you succeed, there will only be a group of people who are jealous of you. They will ask you why you succeeded.

15. Wear perfume when you have money and toilet water when you have no money.

17. A lazy and fat person like me should get out of the earth.

18. If you feel poor and ugly, please don’t be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

19. If someone asks me how much money I have, I can only tell him that I am a negative-equity giant panda.

20. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell the world my innocent eyes.